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It is True…Heidi is So Dang Snarky August 28, 2008

Filed under: Kimkins — amyb1569 @ 7:51 pm

Okay Mrs M I spoke with your family and they begged me to post in my blog so your dishes would get done tonight.  Vickie..your boss told me that I needed to post to help save your job.  He is keeping a count of your clicks on what we will call “LOOKING FOR HEIDI PICTURES”.  So for the sake of two friends.  Here you go.  LOL

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So what do you do when you are on a so call STEAK OUT …get it steak ..LC..okay..it was funny to me.  Well you eat and you pee and you pee again. OMG that is so much food.  I deny that I ate that much food. LOL

 

So then you make sure you get in a great position .  Yes you get down in a small space and wonder why why why you ate so much food.  Oh I forgot I did not eat the food.  Humm…And to answer Rebel.  I had my sunglasses on in case SHE came up to the van.  I was being NOT me.  LMBO .  And there was a moment when there was a VERY close encounter.  I think that was when I started squealing and hung up on prudentia .  And yes she did call back ..real fast.  LOL

So off we ( A and G and G ) go to the store.  Let me see how I should put this…Oh I know.  We needed something from the store.  We happen to see a car that looked just like Heidi’s. Oh ummm…is that Heidi’s?  Wow that would be such a shock.  Imagine the odds. Woo Hoo we are lucky.

 

Now here comes the snarky part. Heidi gets out of her car and looking all uppity ( is that a word) she gets a cart.  Now IF I was mean I would say it was to help her walk but I am not that mean.  But I think some of you are…DUCKS..lol

So here is Heidi walking all cocky and high and mighty.  A car offered to let her cross the street and Heidi waved them to go on by.  They stayed stopped and waved her by.  Heidi got this look of such anger and complete madness.  She was so mad.  She took her hand and flung it up in the air and said some wild words to the driver.  The driver actually stopped and stared at her .  The driver looked shocked and so did we.

Ahhh…there was the Heidi Diaz I knew.  Snarky and quite the rude witch.

Take a look at the driver stopped looking at Heidi like what in the world is wrong with you Lady. Gosh if she only knew.

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10 Responses to “It is True…Heidi is So Dang Snarky”

  1. bluesuederebel Says:

    Ok, now I get it. It’s like if a kid puts their hand over their eyes, the other person can’t see them. So, that’s what the glasses were for. LOL

    Maybe, that driver waving her to cross in front of their car was a former KK’s member. She was probably afraid they would take her down in the parking lot!

    Thanks for sharing your stories and your pictures. You know I love you!

  2. mrsmenopausal Says:

    I want some steak!
    Fed the family on paper plates tonight so they have nothing to complain about. 😉
    Is it a law to stop for pedestrians in Ca? Poor Heidi, it must be so frustrating being forced to deal with the antics of some pesky, law abiding citizen trying to be nice.

  3. avenuegirl Says:

    She is wearing black, maybe she did not lose anything here. Hard to tell. I notice she’s got her running shoes on. Hmmmm.

  4. vernswifevickie Says:

    Amy…thank you…& my boss thanks you too 😉 I guess she really hasn’t lost any weight has she?

  5. gran to angels Says:

    Hey bluesuederebel….you have to admit Amy looked like a movie star and she was in CA!

    Yep the nice CA folk HAVE to stop for snarky pedestrians but then we get to stare them down!! LOL!!! It’s +10 points if you hit one too!!!

  6. ineeda5150 Says:

    LOL No way bluesuederebel! She’s way too big to be a hood ornament! (No, I’m not being mean. I say this all the time about myself in parking lots. LMHO.)

    Amy, you do YOUR blog, YOUR way. No one has to read here if they don’t like it. Huuuummmmmpppphhhhh!

    I’m going on a mini vacation. 😦 I won’t be able to check back till next Tuesday. (I may have to sneak off somewhere.) 🙂
    ~Trista

  7. prudentiablog Says:

    Going to Ohio to be added to the ticket, Trista? LMRO … loved that email!

  8. katinsac Says:

    I agree with Trista. Amy, love your blog. You have such a sense of humor about your writing. Keep the suspense going, people can wait for the pics! Wish I had been there. You guys make me feel bad I live in CA and haven’t made that trip (yet)….never know. lol

  9. yustyucky Says:

    Amy I am here to nag you for more details (whine, whine)

    “So here is Heidi walking all cocky and high and mighty. A car offered to let her cross the street and Heidi waved them to go on by. They stayed stopped and waved her by. Heidi got this look of such anger and complete madness. She was so mad. She took her hand and flung it up in the air and said some wild words to the driver. The driver actually stopped and stared at her . The driver looked shocked and so did we..”

    This is just astounding! Can you fill in a bit more?

  10. ineeda5150 Says:

    I guess there are more of us from Cali, than I knew about. 🙂 Yes Ms. Pru, I might as well run for prez.
    ❤ Trista


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